so you know how in movies there are those accidental kisses?

Well, i kissed my best friend (fwb) by accident today. he told me to sit and i do this thing where i get close to peoples faces and tell them make me. well i did that and my brain decided to shut down and reboot after i heard the kiss noise. we were both like “well, this was awkward”. but it’s all good. 

#accidental kiss  #oops  #awkward  

Damn, now i really have no chance with you….. welp only two guys i like now………

why do i always end up crushing on gay guys…………. oh well i know one of the guys i like i kind of have a chance with

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

(Source: jack-sparrow, via diaryofadirtymind)

Soo, if i do go with my FWB/ Best Friend to the red bulls game:

Well, i haven’t been invited because my friend/fwb thinks it won’t end well. one of two possibilies could happen between me and his GF.

1.) She could fucking hate me and make the night miserable causing me to freak out and wanna die in the middle of Red Bulls Stadium. 

OR

2.) She loves me, becomes friends with me, making me feel incredibly awkward and quite possibly her telling me what they do occasionally making me go “uhm…. i honestly don’t care about this because i am forever virgin and going to die alone with 30 cats” making her feel bad.

MAYBE

3.) I don’t talk to her at all because i am a mother fucking awkward person and if i don’t know just one person, i revert into my “shy shell” and don’t talk unless they talk to me first.

Walking into school today Me- *Thinking* hmm, josh isn't here yet and we have no homeroom. i'm going to put my stuff in platts room. *starts walking to platts and find josh* Want to come with me to Platts?
Josh- *Gives me an odd look* This isn't you. This... just isn't you.
Me- Uhm, but i didn't feel like doing my hair today so i did a lazy pretty thing
Josh- Still, it's not you
Me- i can take my bangs out if that makes you happy.
Josh- No, you'll still look ridiculous.
me *thinking* yea, you're just shocked i look like a girl today. *Outloud* Eh fuck you
Josh- i know you want to
me- yeah, well so do you
Josh- you can't prove it
me- Oh really?
Josh- Yeah

Ugh… Can we just fuck?